Fictional Men Only T-Shirt — Literary Fan Graphic Tee

Your standards, on a shirt.

You've explained it to enough people. This graphic tee does it for you now — clean, direct, and requiring absolutely no follow-up questions from anyone who actually understands. Wear it to your next book club. Wear it to your next read-a-thon. Wear it anywhere you'd like the room to self-sort into people who get it and people who don't.

Not a phase. A dating policy.

Product Features:

• Premium soft tee — Comfortable enough for all-day reading marathons and BookTok content in one sitting
• Unisex relaxed fit — Oversized-friendly silhouette that looks intentional, not accidental
• Bold graphic print — Crisp, vivid design that holds up wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk construction — What you order is what you wear, no laundry surprises
• Machine washable — Easy care for the reader who has more important things to worry about

Sizing: See size chart above. When in doubt, size up for the oversized-look that photographs well.

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not explain the print to people who look confused — let them figure it out.

Disclaimer: This shirt clearly communicates your position on the matter. People have been warned.