Fictional Men 20oz Stainless Tumbler — Literary Fan Travel Cup

Exclusively interested in men who don't exist.

Your standards are high. Impossibly, specifically, deliberately high — and they live entirely between the pages of very good books. This 20oz stainless tumbler is a tribute to every fictional love interest who ruined real life for you in the best possible way. Carry it like the declaration it is.

Real men could never.

Product Features:

• 20oz double-wall vacuum insulated stainless steel — Cold drinks cold, hot drinks hot, emotional standards permanently elevated
• Slim profile — Fits cup holders, tote bags, and the general vicinity of wherever you're reading
• Leak-resistant push-on lid — Stays sealed through plot twists and strong opinions
• Full-wrap vivid print — The Fictional Men Only declaration, worn with zero shame
• BPA-free — The bar is on the floor for real ones; not for materials

Dimensions: Height ~8.7 in | Diameter ~2.8 in

Care: Hand wash recommended. Top-rack dishwasher safe. Not microwave safe.

Note: This tumbler will not summon your fictional husband into reality. We have tried. We are working on it.